What kind of girl I've made.

Sometimes I simply don't know how I make it in this world as a female, seriously. 

So I used to be really bad about biting my nails and recently I just stopped all together. Well now I am afraid to cut my own nails for fear that I will ruin the pretty girlyness that I got going on. 

Now I am stuck in a conundrum. My nails have gotten WAY too long but I don't want to cut them and today I had the harsh realization that I am the worst girl on the planet because I somehow have made it through without owning a SINGLE nail file. 

WHAT!? How is that even possible? 

So here I am scratching the crap out of myself, having a hell of a time typing and just generally feeling defeated by my own ungirlyness. 

Well poop I say. Poop. 

MUST. RESIST. THE. URGE. TO. CHEW.... 

I'm like a hamster on chew detox.

The words I can not say...

I am the way I am now because you treated me the way she treated you. 

You are the way you are now because I tried to show you more love than you ever knew possible. 


this is how we got here.

minor annoyances

Your and you're
There, they're and their
seen and saw.

Please for the love of Pete, learn the difference!

You once saw your own reflection.
Have you seen their new shoes?

I saw that movie, have you seen it?

You're supposed to fight for what is yours.

They're waiting for you to take them there.


honestly I could do this all day.

and please don't get me started on people who "axe" questions.

What happens when I don't have to be at work until 8:15 at the closest office to my home?

I make a new blog!

Well ok I wanted to do this for a while but I just couldn't find the time. 

So here we are, a new place for me to plant my thoughts and random literary brilliance's without flooding the newsfeeds of my facebook pals. 

I am creating this space so that I can freely express myself without worrying about offending the more conservative members of my friends list. 

I will share this blog but it is up to the individual whether they wish to dive into the depths of the real me or not. 

I can be vulgar, I can cut deep and you may not like what I have to say, but this is my blog so bugger off!

Anywho... look forward to gracing you all with my randomness soon. As for now I must share this and get off to work!