Sometimes I simply don't know how I make it in this world as a female, seriously.
So I used to be really bad about biting my nails and recently I just stopped all together. Well now I am afraid to cut my own nails for fear that I will ruin the pretty girlyness that I got going on.
Now I am stuck in a conundrum. My nails have gotten WAY too long but I don't want to cut them and today I had the harsh realization that I am the worst girl on the planet because I somehow have made it through without owning a SINGLE nail file.
WHAT!? How is that even possible?
So here I am scratching the crap out of myself, having a hell of a time typing and just generally feeling defeated by my own ungirlyness.
Well poop I say. Poop.
MUST. RESIST. THE. URGE. TO. CHEW....
I'm like a hamster on chew detox.
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